Taking orders for today Alcohol-free · always Cut-off · 11:00
№ 001 / Hero

Beach hampers, delivered to the beach. But better.

Pasties, scones, fizz,
and fudge —
handed to you
on the sand.

A jute bag of good local things — pasties, scones, jam & clotted cream, fizz and fudge — dropped to your beach on the dot. No alcohol, no plastic, no fuss. Order before eleven, look for us at the steps.

Kernow Coast Picnics
Today · 14 June On route
12:00Porth
12:45Watergate
13:15Fistral
13:55Towan
What's In The Bag

One jute bag.
Seven local things.

A reusable jute hamper, packed by us in Newquay with seven sealed, local favourites. Nothing fancy, nothing fiddly — just the lunch you want on a beach, all picked up within an hour's drive.

2 Medium Cornish pasties Hand-crimped · Newquay bakery Steak / Veg
2 Fresh-baked scones Baked this morning · plain or fruit Pair
1 Rodda's clotted cream Scorrier · the Cornish original 40g pot
1 Cornish strawberry jam Boddington's · spread first, always 28g pot
1 Sparkling apple Cornish Orchards · alcohol-free · 500ml Can
2 Burts crisps Kingsbridge, Devon · pick a flavour 40g
1 Roskilly fudge St Keverne · clotted cream 100g
1 The jute bag itself Yours to keep · made to last summers Keepsake
Cream Rodda's, Scorrier Jam Boddington's, Mevagissey Drink Cornish Orchards, Westcountry Crisps Burts, Kingsbridge Fudge Roskilly, St Keverne Pasties & Scones Newquay bakery Booze Never — fizzy & water only
A Matter Of Principle

Jam first.

Rodda's clotted cream Cornish strawberry jam Fresh-baked scone, halved

Every hamper carries the makings. The cream comes from down the road — we just insist it sits on top.

How It Works

Order by eleven.
Eat on the sand by one.

No tables, no service, no fuss. We pack your bag in the morning, meet you at the beach steps at a set time, and hand it over. That's it.

Step 01 10:30

Pick your bag & beach.

Order online before 11am. Tell us where you'll be and at which scheduled stop you'd like to meet.

Step 02 11:15

We pack the morning batch.

Pasties collected warm from the bakery, fizz and crisps and fudge stacked in your jute bag, taped with your name.

Step 03 12:00

Find us at the steps.

We're at each beach for fifteen minutes on the dot. Look for the navy van and the chalkboard with the time.

Step 04 Later

Keep the bag.

The jute is yours. Take it home, use it for shopping, the beach, the laundry. We build it to outlast the holiday.

Today's Route

Eight stops,
one afternoon.

The van runs the same loop, Tuesday to Sunday, all summer. Order before eleven and we'll be at your beach at the times below — fifteen minutes at each stop, then we're off to the next one.

Times provisional — please confirm at checkout · Weather updates by 09:30

12:00
№ 01
Porth
Slipway · top of the steps
TR7 3LW
Stop 1
12:45
№ 02
Watergate Bay
Beach road · car-park entrance
TR8 4AA
15 min
13:15
№ 03
Fistral, South
South ramp · by the surf hire
TR7 1HY
15 min
13:55
№ 04
Towan
Harbour steps · island side
TR7 1DT
15 min
14:25
№ 05
Great Western
Cliff path · hotel steps
TR7 1ED
15 min
14:50
№ 06
Tolcarne
Top ramp · café side
TR7 2QN
15 min
15:20
№ 07
Lusty Glaze
Top of the wooden stairs
TR7 3AE
15 min
15:55
№ 08
Crantock
Beach road · NT car park
TR8 5RP
15 min
Schedule provisional — finalised at booking Your jute bag is yours to keep · made to last summers
Why We Made It

Local lunches,
simply delivered.

№ 01 — The Bag

A jute hamper made to keep.

Strong, washable, plastic-free — yours to take home. Stamped with our mark and built to outlast the summer: a beach bag, a shopping bag, a memory of the holiday. No single-use anything.

№ 02 — All Sealed

Everything sealed by its maker.

We don't cook — we curate. Each item arrives in its original wrap from the supplier, so the only thing we add is the bag and the beach.

№ 03 — The Van

One loop, eight beaches, every day.

Tuesday to Sunday, May to September. Same route, same times, rain or shine. No hunting for us — we're at the steps.

Order a Hamper

Three bags.
One coastline.

The Solo
£14/ one bag

A half-portion hamper for one — pasty, scone & cream tea, fizz on the side.

  • 1 medium pasty
  • 1 scone + Rodda's cream + jam
  • 1 Cornish Orchards fizz (no alcohol)
  • 1 bag of Burts crisps
  • 1 piece Roskilly fudge
  • Reusable jute bag
Order the Solo
Most ordered
The Hamper
£24/ for two

Our standard bag — pasties, the full Cornish cream tea, fizz and fudge. Made for two on a towel.

  • 2 medium pasties
  • 2 scones + Rodda's cream + jam
  • 1 Cornish Orchards sparkling apple
  • 2 bags Burts crisps
  • 1 box Roskilly fudge
  • Reusable jute bag
  • Alcohol-free, plastic-free
Order The Hamper
The Family
£42/ for four

Doubled-up, for four hungry people. A bigger jute, same drop time.

  • 4 medium pasties
  • 4 scones + Rodda's cream + jam
  • 2 Cornish Orchards fizz (no alcohol)
  • 4 bags Burts crisps
  • 2 boxes Roskilly fudge
  • Large reusable jute bag
Order The Family

Alcohol-free, always · Order by 11:00 for same-day delivery · Tue–Sun, May to September · Your jute bag is yours to keep

Tomorrow's route, weather call, and any new beaches — sent the night before.